thereturnofalessar
TheReturnofAlessar
thereturnofalessar

Spy is also just endlessly quotable. At least for me.

Some years ago, I worked at a company that made a relatively small geographic move to a new building, one that put us in a new city. A few months after the move, I looked around and noticed that there were suddenly significantly more people of color in the office, as well as our first wheelchair-mobile employee (the

I really fucking enjoyed his Ghostbusters and there’s not a single takedown piece I have read that detracts from the pure enjoyment I feel watching four professional women inventing stuff, solving problems, making jokes, and supporting each other, all while (shockingly!) failing to pander to the male gaze.

Thought this was going to go in a completely different direction given the debt collection thing.

Why not call it The Others? Or The Conjuring? Or Lost In Space? Because it seems to have as much in common with those properties as The Haunting of Hill House.

This looks like an H&M ad directed by Ingmar Bergman. And I mean that in the best possible way.

My guess is that it was related to a drug cartel. I can’t think of anyone more likely to be doing criminal stuff in the middle of nowhere that close to the border.

Dear Woody and Soon-Yi:

Riverdale in EVERY COUNTRY but America is a Netflix series.  Its branded a “Netflix Original” in Canada.

I’m going to start a legal defense Gofundme for these two do-gooders!

Prior to this batch of stuff and the Katy Perry stuff being released (specifically her denying Dr. Luke assaulted her but the rumor being pushed by both Ke$ha’s team and Lady Gaga in order to increase the leverage Ke$ha had against Dr. Luke)- I would have thought the chances were almost non-existent and that this was

OH MY GOD, IT’S THE BEST.

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.

pineapple on pizza dipped in ranch. don’t bother hating on me since I’m expecting my heart attack any day now. 

Wait, you mean having pineapple on pizza, or the debate about it?

My hubby just discovered ASMR last night. So I found him in bed listening to some lady whispering about cutting his hair. He unplugged his headphones and after about 8 seconds of hearing her whispery voice I wanted to start stabbing everything. I don’t think ASMR is for me.

Wait. What?

I think they put plenty of forethought into it. “What can we do with all this money to which we have exclusive access?”

I’m not surprised that everyone is gushing over Henry Golding; He’s very handsome and I thought he was great in the movie. But...Constance Wu was the heart and soul of the movie and should be getting way more press for her wonderful performance. I’m going to see it again this weekend, mostly because I want to watch

His character has someone to do all his blinking for him, just offscreen.