Hipsters tho

This solution assumes homeless people are able to work. That is not always the case. I like the Housing First approach because a stable home allows those who are able to work to find jobs that they choose, yet still houses people who aren’t able to work.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. This dude!

Say goodbye to these!

Monty Python and how you save yourself from a banana attack

I’m in Rome too right now! Tom and Taylor looked so cute at this authentic pizza place we were at. I know it’s an invasion of privacy...but I snapped a quick pic of Taylor! It’s crazy how REAL they are-just like us. And guys...so in love. Look at Taylor’s smile : )

Did...did I really just read about clickbait in a negative way on a Gawker site? With no sense of irony? AND from Patricia? Wow.

“Electrocute” means to kill someone with electricity. It’s a portmanteau of “electric” and “execute.”

~_~

This could be a metaphor about life.

Longstanding member of the Bloom County Party here.

In before anybody says “His name is the Doctor, not Doctor Who! And he didn’t run for President of the United States, he was appointed President of Earth.”

You seem to have a hard time with the idea that these exist. You know what I have a hard time with? Knowing if you’re serious or not. Because in a world where KISS sells a branded coffin, having a set of purple or red dumbbells doesn’t seem that odd.

Look at all this stuff I got done yesterday evening! LOOK AT IT! Unfortunately I have a messy-ass family and half of it needs to be done again, but I can't because I'm very busy patting myself on the back.

I’m no scooter expert, but if Squeeks is a Vespa where does the second eye come from?

“the one that is based on pseudo science” describes almost every hollywood sci-fi movie ever made.

I made the mistake of taking the kids to a Laura Numeroff reading/book signing. She read the mouse/cookie book, but she made up the text as she went along. If you've never seen fifty kids under the age of five go apeshit because someone is fucking with their favorite book, I highly recommend it.