I wouldn't mind being shot in the face!

Oh so true. I've got supreme reign over commands to my two dogs. My mom who uses cutesy voices cannot control these dogs at all. As a matter of fact, whenever she is around, they purposely misbehave.

Haha, anyone into furries just needs to order one of those and a sex toy to attach to the genitals!

I'm kind of hoping I get one of my female cousins for Christmas next year. It's a fucking present inside a present! I will be so meta for giving this out! WOOT!

Omg, as for that last line. That's totally true. I used to work at this place that had 2 fucking stalls for like 50 employees and I know on more than one occasion I've gone in there, both stalls were occupied, I can here one of them clicking away on his phone and it's made me so fucking made because I've gotta shit!

I wouldn't really call the Dhampirs servants of the Moroi. They are the guardians of the Moroi. Think of them more like knights and warriors and less of cooks. The Moroi feed off humans for blood.

Great article but point 1 was shitty.

The source material is great, the movie, not so much.

DING DING DING DING!

This was actually a bit of my problem (and yes, they do have that sort of scene) but you can't cast someone like Sarah Hyland who is known for playing a super popular character and expect people to take it seriously when she is supposed to be playing the social reject that nobody likes.

I love in Wisconsin and we had a DA here charge a 6-year old boy for sexually assaulting a 5-year old neighbor girl who he was playing "doctor" with.

I'm confused. Does a penis cannon fire penises?

This entire comments section has been filled with bullshittery and I got tired of actually typing responses and switched to gif form and got snappy when people did respond to gifs.

I think the unification with Humanist and Egalitarian groups instead of dividing into just about women would be far more helpful to the cause and shut anyone up who believes women are just trying to win a power struggle and neuter men.

This entire comment is full of shit and garbage so putrid I doubt the garbagemen would even accept it. You're complete and totally wrong. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be…