1. Apply directly to forehead.

Can we talk about his use of the word "cameltoe" though? First he shouts "stop being a cameltoe" and then at a later point he shouts "the dangers of a cleavage-showing cameltoe."

This has basically nothing to do with this post, but...

I wanna take the time to thank these girls for writing down all their tricks, because I work retail and I'll have an eye out for ALL of this now. <3

We had a ring of shoplifters in our area recently, and it's a pain. Not to mention it's hard enough to meet sales goals without people walking off with the merchandise...

I tried, but I couldn't get past seeing "Urban Tampon" instead of Taproom.

I tried really hard, but I could not make "Principal Kathryn Eward" into an anagram of "Angela Li, Principal of Lawndale High"

Who cares if money can't buy you class, when it can buy you two hundred dolls?