Really? I'm probably not the person to ask, because I only watch basketball when forced, but I find him just delightful.

It is totally reminding me why I don't live in one of the major cities.

Billy Joel's aptly titled "Just The Way You Are" but more recently, there's Bruno Mars' song of the same title. (Similarly: One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful.") Elsewhere, there's Kendrick Lamar's mixtape cut "No Make Up," Drake's "Best I Ever Had" line where he raps "sweatpants, hair tied, chilling with no…

Lupita Barbie? Love the hair!

Curious... does anyone else here spend more money on a gift if you don't have to travel? Like we had two weddings in town this year (yay!) and I feel naturally drawn to spend more as a "thank you" for not having to travel. And it isn't like they actually did anything special... they are just friends we happen to have…

Right. I mean I got $5 a week but my parents also, you know, paid for everything. And then I got a job when I needed gas money, like every other kid I knew in my neighborhood.

Your thesis adviser cares!! ;)

She would look like such a badass is a nicely tailored pant suit on this cover. I mean, she always looks bad ass, but yeah, I just think it would be awesome.

I would be interested in knowing (but am too lazy to research!) how many "most influential people" have been asked to wear a bathing suit on the cover.

Still living off the parents? That's the only thing I can see coming from that arrangement.

Hey I get it. Rich kids have to be incentivized too. I just can't believe that is the average. Us poors are more numerous at least. ;-)

My guess is that it's a poorly written sentence. But I'm still enjoying my OUTRAGE at kiddy inflation.

Laundry list of chores.

No shit. It is more than quadruple the new suggested minimum wage. FOUR TIMES. For chores done so shittily you have to do them again when they are done.

Um, I think the real problem is:

I'm really confused... why don't they just buy a different size? I have a small/average size 6.5 foot so maybe I don't understand shoe unavailability... but it seems that there is an easier remedy?

OH MY GOD.

Heeeeey nooooow.

And REALLY REALLY REALLY hot coffee after lunch. I mean, yeah its a fresh pot, but you should microwave it just to make sure.