You’ve obviously have never seen the fifth Director’s Cut of Blade Runner where he added in the laugh track and goofy sound-effects.

In the end, it turns out that Glen Close is both their father and their mother, as she is a hermaphrodite.

Only if you shrink yourself down to five-inches.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

It’s true . . . from a certain point of view.

Midichlorians are a hell of a drug.

The Deep State controls the A.V. Club!!!!!

It turns out to be Ezra Pound?

Porgs are neat

It says so much about the Kinapocolypse that a Star Wars review only has 200+ comments twenty-four hours after it goes up.  

The Force Awakens was The Force Awakens meets Star Wars.

The amazing thing after all these years is how each holiday special from Bob’s Burgers is able to get to the heart of the holiday at hand.  From Halloween to Valentine’s Day, each holiday episode does a great job of capturing the spirit of the day, and in a new way every year.  I can’t think of another show that has…

“Marshmallow, I heard the Wiggle Room closed. I’m so sorry.”

Teddy:  “I don’t know.  I was little.  Nana use to give us wine.”

“Mother seems well.”

I think Marshmallow may have been lying about her age.  

Depending on what they want to do with the character, I would think that either Riki Lindhome or Paget Brewster would be excellent as Teddy’s sister.

Don’t forget Valentines Day!  From “My Fuzzy Valentine” to “Bob Actually” they have been some of the best episodes of the series.  

I appreciate that the show doesn’t usually feel it has to go back and revisit episodes, but I would love to see an episode where Bob gets to revisit the whole cast from “Sheesh! Cab, Bob?”  Including and extended mix of “Lifting Up The Skirt of the Night.”

♬ I’m proud to be an American