This is a great take. But your username makes it 1000x better in every way imaginable. 

From Tim Apple

“Decades? Pssh,that’s nothing-I managed to turn the entire country into that in two years!”

Alright alright alright...

Be lot cooler if it didn’t....

I’m okay with Ms. Devos being shoved under (figurative) buses by anyone. She’s scum, she’s an oligarch, she’s a religious zealot (in the sense that God forgives, so whatever I do doesn’t matter, fuck you, got mine), and generally just a woefully terrible human.

I don’t get the obsession with making the products so damn strong. It seems heavy users have no idea that how it affects people who are new or casual users. I’m good with a puff or two, I can’t imagine what a strong edible or a dab would do to me, especially if it was unexpected. It’s like the difference between a cup…

I wonder witch person was able to hunt this down?

This Probe looks like it hasn’t been involved in any collusion.

Good job, pellet nuts.

Oh god, the Wait Time sermons. As opposed to the mighty USA, where my mother has to schedule appointments with her specialist... a year in advance.

This federal employee needs a drug test  overdose.

I went from genuinely being disinterested her for being smarmy and pandering to now actively disliking her. Funny how someone’s former record can do that.

The actual water cooled 911 

I ride a bicycle in the street, which is tantamount to suicide according to many americans, and I still wouldn’t ride a motorcycle. KE=[(mv)^2]/2

other “mobility” companies using battery-powered products.

She paid $233 WITH INSURANCE? I’m flabberghasted at how utterly FUCKED the system is at perceiving who is committing which crimes in this story!

Don't worry about saving the Earth. She won't even miss us when we're gone...