He doesn’t know if his ass can hold another potato.

Wait, next you’re gonna tell me water’s wet, right?

A: all the ones who demanded their players be paid

A: all the ones who demanded their players be paid

The women’s team at my forgettable small college puts up more points than that.

Yeah, my dad would rather have a stroke than sit to piss in my bathroom.

#AllFreshman15sMatter

I hope his nickname is Butch.

It’s been tough for him since Grayson Allen’s face has become America’s #1 Most Punchable.

Yeah! And the Judo channel on YouTube is literally the best. Just check out their 26ish minute recaps of the Grand Slams — they’re simply perfectly executed.

Village People fan?

Maybe not staring at a rectangle would be a good idea.

You must be new around here. I mean Earth.

Now, now there soldier, the editors are going to make you get another burner real soon.

The stupid fucks that voted for him sure care.

Well, at least he didn’t get offended by a joke made by a guy who is raising three kids with a black woman; I mean, portraying him as racist would be stupid, right?

All I’m saying is that it is pretty obvious in Trump’s 2017 America that the majority of Americans are ignorant a f.

What, they can’t take a joke either?

You’ve never been to a Trump rally, right?

Is it called irony that a black woman got angry at a man married to a black woman who made a joke about his wife getting angry with him?