...but...uh...BLOCKCHAIN!

I said this somewhere else, but people that are hyped about NFTs are generally in one of three groups:

“You should totally invest in Dogecoin!”

Just bring back 2142 you cowards!

Meanwhile...

I’m waiting to see how long it’ll take before it’s taken over by women in skimpy clothing with cute animals.

I’ll watch it on my weekend some time. I don’t particularly care for his style of humor regardless (Men in Tights, though), but I’m genuinely curious. I’m curious to see how bad it actually is (not that I’m doubting the reports, mind you). I’m not trans, but I am bi.

I repeatedly fail to learn lesson number 1

The man looks like he's wearing one of those masks from The Twilight Zone.

I wish it was a little more filling (like the sausage, egg, and cheddar), but otherwise, you are absolutely correct.

🤔 I wish we could get a version where Lara is also a renowned chef and have Nigella Lawson star.

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Not to me, but that’s my opinion. I’ve gotten food poisoning there twice. They also ran out of hot dogs (pre-Covid).

If they still fried their apple pies, this wouldn’t be as big of an issue.

Name it after John Wa...ohhh, wait a minute.

Teamed up with Powers Boothe (RIP)? *Chef’s kiss*.

I laughed harder in the first half an hour (or so) than I have in a long long time.

They’re unsaleable as power supplies. They just have to rebrand them to something else! Novelty toys. Gender-reveal devices. “The Amazing Sparking Fan Box!”

It looks like they hired Alexander Skarsgård for a CW show and put a Guile hat on him, lol.

Like the load times?