After sitting in one place for two and a half hours, downing a large Diet Coke and a large popcorn: Why do I feel like shit?

The Big Bopper Burger.

I think the last game of their's I bought was Singularity. 

I honestly thought that's who it was going to be before I read the article, especially because Amazon got in trouble for doing just that recently. 

I don’t know what it is about that word, but it just makes me grit my teeth and...cringe/sneer.

You mean like how he’s a lizard person wearing a human suit? An ill-fitting human suit at that. Dude really needs a better tailor.

Did someone mention billionaires and hot air balloons?

And that Porky Pig will be rapping!

She’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way

I didn’t know what to expect from Luca. It seemed to have dropped out of nowhere (albeit I hadn’t been keeping up on movie news) and I figured I’d give it a shot one night. Yeah, I heard about a “supposed” allegory or how there was a ‘message’.

I could also solve the quandary by simply not running, lol.

This whole thing sounds like the “Always Sunny/Charlie Day Conspiracy” meme brought to life.

“These look ugly”

I had a lot of fun with Tunic...right up until I got stuck behind a chest and couldn’t roll out. At first I was kind of in awe by the cute and lovely graphics, the relaxing sound and music...and then things ramped up in difficulty, lol.

Same thing happens at Target and Walmart with Apple products or game consoles. Yeah, some of that’s actual money laundering, but still.

I've never particularly understood Square/Enix's...let's call it 'reluctance' to also release games on the Xbox. Or if they do, it's begrudgingly.

Hopefully this isn’t some F2P bullshit like the Metal Slug idle game (I know I know, it should have been obvious). I guess I’m saying I hope it’s not riddled with microtransactions.

Jolt, and more specifically Jolt Espresso 🤤