I want to punch all of the reporters pointing out that he doesn’t “fit the usual profile” not only because of his age but because he is white. Some of them have practically said straight out that it can’t be terrorism because he is white. But of course, most acts of terrorism in this country have been committed by…

Just need to point out that, once again, white dude killing dozens of innocent people, but the “Muslim Ban” is what’s going to keep us all safe.

Well, apparently we can have guns in this country, or men in this country. But we cannot have both guns and men in this country.

I have to admit I was getting a little antsy waiting for this: What if today is the day Bobby gave up?? Because I am loving this.

As I understand it, it’s not about the individual businesses so much as the legislation that protects them. The baker doesn’t have to serve gays, says the law, but he will have to serve the Satanic Temple. Generally, just getting the word out that Satanists are protected by the same rules that Christians are using…

I love that the Satanic Temple makes it their beeswax to be as ridiculously litigious as they can whenever shit like this happens. They are good eggs.

Kinja needs other options for flagging posts, and this makes me think one of them should be “I’m concerned for this poster’s mental health.”

“These dogs are naturally pugnacious”

• Megyn Kelly said she had “dreamed” of hosting an “uplifting” show for a long time, and that the “mission” of Megyn Kelly Today is to “deliver hope and optimism and empowerment.”

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

Pop! Pop! It ain’t a movie till Magnitude shows up!

Anyone who thinks JJ Abrams is to blame for the problems of the Trek Franchise needs to be reminded that Nemesis happened.

Do tell us more, Grand Old Party Speaker Hastert.

#halfaseasonandamovie

If he were a Republican, he’d still be in office.

Jackie, Jason, Linda, Marilyn, Geraldine, Herb, and “The Honeymooners”

I’m trying to decide how much of my “lock him up and throw away the key” reaction is based on what a gross pig monkey predatory piece of shite he is and how much is based on my anger over his fucking up the election.

Sage, Tumeric, Cardamom, Mace, Cinnamon, Cayenne, and “Field of Dreams”

You know they report on that stuff too, right?

Here’s our dearly departed Pepper (passed away about five years ago at the age of 15):