We need more surfborts in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of surfborts.

Skateboard

Can I get a hat wobble?

Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. This is less fun than previously indicated.

Fuck you Facebook. Stop trying to pretend you're a positive place. Give us dislikes!

For today's modern jerker on the go!

-BoJack Horseman

pewdiepie is the YouTube equivalent of a creampie.

Netflix and chill is too expensive, now I YouTube and jerk off.

"Hey, Goober Murdoch! Get murdered!"
"Go sit on a sharp dick, you piece of shit!"

Then maybe I'll finally be invited to prom!
*high pitched squeal*

Take off my glasses to see better? Now that doesn't make any sense at all!

*yells from the ground*
Do a flip!

What are you looking at? I don't see anything.

Fake accents are great. My go to was British and people fell for it more than I thought they would (my accent is not great). I'm somewhat compulsive especially after a couple drinks. It was great fun to see how outlandish I could get before people call bullshit. I don't do it so much now but it was always funny to me…

Uuuuh yeah, you monsters!

I haven't heard anything about him being in the Indiana Jones reboot, but I just found out he was also in the running for the lead in Jurassic World. Chris Pratt is stealing all his roles! Give me more Glenn!

It's giving me so much joy to imagine him in the movie wearing cheap headband raccoon ears and a furry suit.

Yes, ordinary clothing, laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of Simpsons.

Why didn't this happen?! I need to see the alternate universe version of this movie where Glenn Howerton got the Star-Lord role and Danny DeVito got Rocket.