Robo-Puppy commencing two-hour yipping session.

"Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"

C!
I'm very hungry for potatoes today.

Ugh I had just forgotten about the terrible Simpsons impressions. That's truly his biggest crime.

Hey now, whatever cutesy game they play might be challenging.

Damn it! And this is why I should always click show new reply before posting.

Jam a bastard in it, you crap!

Can we talk about how great potatoes are? There are so many ways to cook them and they're always delicious!

"It's funny, but is it going to get them off their tractors keggers?"
-Execs

But this implies there was a time he wasn't full stupid.

♪007 is the loneliest number that you'll ever do♪

SNL is going after the coveted frat demographic.

I can feed the whole family for under $20. With the price of beef going through the fuckin' roof, that's a deal!

It's Pit Pat!

It's going to be the next Big Bang Theory!

Female
Body
Inspector

To give it more of that "headline feel" ya know?

The A.V.Club Harmontown

Dan Harmon…to appear…Drunk

"Stay out of my territory."