So...

Yes, it’s a video game. In video games you press buttons to perform actions. You expect something else than go fuck yourself because you apparently lack the basic understanding that to perform an action in a video game you have to press a fucking button.

So what does them being female have to do with anything?

no matter what happens on the show, nothing is going to come even close to the cringyness of nerds bitching about what they “expect” to be on the show.

Whatever the fuck the creators do with the money shouldn’t effect your decision in the first place.

Perhaps because you’re a 40 year old dad who acts like a millennial. 

Congrats, jackass. People paid you thousands of dollars because you hate fun. I hope you’re fucking proud of yourself.

Fucking hell, do you have anything better to do with your time. Learn to be a little less fucking impatient and move on.

Otherwise known as a game made by another fucking artist who can’t bother doing anything with their life.

Oh will you shut the fuck up already.

But does it require performing 80's synth pop in order to fly?

Regardless I still think buying a collectors edition and throwing a fit over a canvas bag is still pretty pathetic.

See by Kotaku standards it’s not good because he’s ripped and made a good costume, it’s because he’s black.

Yeah, you don’t need to tell people. Do something instead of being a little bitch about it.

I mean, minor spoilers, but, literal fascist military police join in a third of the way through the game that straight up hate spiderman, why make the article if you haven’t even bothered to actually play the game?

Did anyone on Kotaku actually bother playing this game, or did they just look at its current popularity and figure they can find a way to exploit it for millennial PC outrage culture clickbait?

I suppose your next article will be about how you want Tomb Raider to change its tone and be about Lara Croft’s struggles with breast cancer.

I don’t care what this is, I don’t care who these people are, and I don’t care whatever the fuck they are doing.

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck! you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

Is this actually the day that Kotaku FINALLY admits Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is good rather then snubbing it for some artsy schlock?