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Thank you VERY much for bringing up the GI Bill.

i am literally enraged and also like LOL RLY

My guess:

Where's Adultosaur?

It was up against the Globes last year, too.

kendall's ghostwriter is pippa's ghostwriter understudy

Who is Kendall's ghostwriter, Pippa Middleton?

What does Taylor think tho

The only good news here is she's gonna be able to take an extended maternity leave with all the $$ she's going to get from suing them.

Ladies, I cannot stress enough how important a nice, tight casing is for your kielbasa. And if you aren't using the mustards I recommended, I will stop you and apply them myself.

Hate to break it to you, but a lot of them get your class info from former sisters (and brothers). Old quizzes, exams, notes, etc. All kept on file for future reference. I'd ace the class too if I had all your old exams.

The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.

Oh, man. I mean, you're only young once and there's usually only one point in your life when you can really wear whatever the fuck you want and do whatever to your hair, and experiment to find what you like and what makes you happy... these directives look to stifle all individuality and make me sad.

I'm super not-down with polish week, but as long as Polish week means all the gulash, pierogies, and kielbasa I can eat, I am completely into it.

The thing that made my blood boil was the eyeglass part. YOU CAN PULL MY EYEGLASSES FROM MY COLD, DEAD FACE YOU REGINA GEORGE CLONE!

Most of this is the sort of insanity I expect from a sorority, but ... what on earth is the problem with wavy hair?

I don't think anything will ever top the cunt punt letter.

She got an award for reporting about herself. Isn't that a conflict of interest?

Wait until next year, when Monica Lewinsky gets nominated for a National Magazine Award for how she covered the National Magazine Award's nomination of Monica Lewinsky's coverage of Monica Lewinsky.