Every night is a good night for scotch, friend.

Man I can't wait until her kids are in high school...

If you ever end up in South Korea, this is a thing that's pretty much on every menu (the dog, not the cat portion). Kegogi.

"So what do you find attractive, teenaged boy?"

I don't know... I do miss my ear drums occasionally, and I can blame the other Durst for that one.

Have you been to Benghazi lately?

This is the first time I've watched the show and thought "these two might actually make it BECAUSE they're boring", like that Jason guy several seasons ago who is happily married with kids now.

I find it oddly hilarious that his username is "factzvsfeelings" when he stated a untruth. Perfection.

When kids act out they're looking for you to give them attention. Indulging them by yelling, shaking, hitting, whatever it might be is feeding their tantrum. You'd be amazed at how far a little not paying attention to them goes. Walk into another room and don't look at them. I guarantee you after about 4 minutes, it…

You would be amazed at how few parents understand that if you stop giving them attention (which is what they want and why they're acting out), they'll stop acting like little shits.

Gosh Tina. You're such a fat lard you got caught.

We would only be so lucky but I don't think we're getting off the hook that easy.

I don't think that this is about who lied the worst, I think this is more a piece about how O'Reilly is throwing stones at glass houses by lambasting Williams all week long when he, himself, had been lying about experiences all along, and calling him on the bullshit.

I'm patiently waiting for the comment when she turns 16 about how he would never let her date a grown man with a child.... just wait for it. We'll all be rewarded in the end.

Pretty sure he started dating her when she was 16 too (didn't she just turn 17?). That is all kinds of nasty on so many levels. What on earth could a 25 year old man with a child want with a girl still in high school?

Maybe not so for people who were up and coming in Hollywood, but she's the product of a very famous actor, so I can't really say "she didn't know".

Laughing so hard at my desk I'm pretty sure everyone who walks by my office thinks I'm crazy.

I never had a stylist. I didn't know you could get someone to come and do your makeup. I thought you had to buy a dress.

Yes Neil, we really do.

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