Is anyone else just happy that we FINALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO SAM?! Good god it felt like forever to get to that. Now I plan to salivate over all the details of the court hearings.

From 2012, but relevant... http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/st…

I would imagine that she explains this away with "the girl was just drunk and she wanted it too". Or something like "she gave him permission before all of this happened". These are the kind of people that are raising future generations. It's scary as hell. For as much as entitled rich white people love to talk about…

While we're at it, if she really wants all those texts released, then I beg of her to scream for the releasing of the video of her son raping someone as well. Because she apparently thinks there's some weird conspiracy against her son.

I took a look at this Facebook page this morning and I could feel the vomit rising from my stomach. Video was shown to the jury. VIDEO OF HER OWN FUCKING SON TOUCHING THIS GIRL AND OTHER GUYS BEING HANDED CONDOMS BY HER SON. This was her son's girlfriend. The one person she trusted the most on that college campus.…

Their Facebook pages are readily accessible. But for the love of all that is holy, do not go to them. There's rantings on and on about how innocent their sons are, and how all of their friends are "praying for their families". It's disgusting. It takes a special kind of person to ignore what their little snowflake did…

His mother actually. Not even kidding. She screamed in the court room when he was convicted repeatedly. Mainly because no matter what the evidence is, every single mother in that trial legitimately thought their sons were innocent.

Excellent question. If I was staying next to them I would have called the cops many times. But it looks like they were eventually kicked out of the hotel for noise disruptions. So maybe someone did?

I seriously said "fuck" very loudly in my office an hour or so ago. And not a single fuck was given.

This is how I imagined his response to you to be...

I bet that's wet toilet paper on the ceiling. Not even kidding. Spit balls used to be a thing. I would not put it past drunk college students to attempt to get toilet paper stuck to the ceiling.

This looks like people were doing demolition for remodeling, not like some college kids had just stayed a week.

I can't wait until one of these girls bursts a bunch of blood vessels around their lips doing this and then cries for hours.

This is an actual picture of what that hallway looked like when they left?! Holy shit. Was there some game where everyone got drunk and pretended to be monkeys for a night?

I can tell you with 100% accuracy that I have had an orgasm recently from someone other than myself and... it's still shit.

I am crossing my fingers that English is not his first language... otherwise, there are not enough LOL's for this post.

I think she should just be happy she could decipher what he was trying to say. That reads like my 4 year old daughters rantings on life and the ABC's.

If Kim Kardashian is white I am god damn transparent.

This makes me really glad that I am an old and no one wants to be me.

Your mother is fantastic.