I don't understand this celebrity photoshop thing. We can all tell that the bottles are not leaning next to you in real life. Gravity and physics and whatnot. And the bottom of her looks like she just took someone else's entire bottom half and applied it to the top half of her body. Girl, if you're going to photoshop,…

Hey Elizabeth, you know the best thing about college? YOU GET TO PICK WHERE YOU GO AND WHAT CLASSES YOU TAKE! It's like there's a choice there or something...

I guess they spread that so far that he got to stick his head up in there. You know, for science. But seriously, there would be nothing to see since it's not like they remove a baby shaped object from your uterus. He would literally be watching someone put a small vacuum tube into someone else's vagina.

I do live in DC. My background is in finance and economics though, so this is a nerdgasm for me.

I imagine he doesn't have many friends...

As someone with a subscription to The Economist, this is the BEST DAY EVER!

This guy is awesome.

No one warned me about the increased need for food cleanup either, or that I would have to constantly vacuum out my car and hope I didn't find something that was rotting in between the seats.

We had separate bank accounts until the kiddo came along. At that point it was virtually impossible to keep doing it. Who pays for the diapers this time? Who pays for the doctors visits? Etc. We combined everything once that happened, and as long as you talk back and forth about it and someone reconciles the account…

Before you sign the life insurance papers

That email... I can see clearly this person is not going to college for an education.

This means that you can only miss rounds of recruitment or polish weekend for: class, internships FOR CREDIT (paid internships do not count), verifiable illness of you or an immediate family member, wedding of a family member (or if you are part of the wedding party), and family emergency.

I'm guessing it was Little Mermaid themed.

And also the student loan defaults should be counted in there. I mean, there's a lot of factors he isn't counting in by saying things like "It will cost a fortune". But the savings on the back end more than make up for that. And we end up with a more educated/stable workforce that is technically skilled to perform…

"It was all mutual. We were in the groove."

My husband is in the Army. At some point he's going to want to get out, and he'll most likely go back to school following that. We've looked into benefits for this. Not only would his tuition and books be paid for in full, but we'd receive a monthly cost of living allowance (I think it's the equivalent of what an E-3…

Things Mr. Boner fails to mention:

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure Khloe is great, but why are those flowers not being sent to Bruce? Why is Kris making this all about her?

I would prefer to have girls in my sorority that felt like all of that was okay. Then I know they wouldn't be bitches.

I would show up everyday with wet hair in a bun, no makeup on, and my pajama pants on just to piss these girls off.