I wish I could give you more stars for this

"Hey guys, I was just preserving evidence next to the most likely contraption in my house to destroy evidence. You get it. *wink wink*" - That is how that read to me. This guy is an asshole.

So everyone who doesn't agree with your version of what sex should be is a slut. Okay, got it.

Bless your heart for transcribing that!

I feel like that's too vague as it can pretty much encompass every teenager on social media.

Teenagers being obsessive about something that can hold their attention for 6 seconds? Sounds about right.

I flagged that crap within 2 seconds of it being posted and it's still there?!

I figured asking someone else was safer than trying to Google this at work.

Can someone please explain to me what magcon is and why this thing would have a fan base? Also - what is this teenage fuckery going on? You write something they don't like and they take it like you specifically wrote something about them. I hope I can do a better job of parenting that my kid doesn't think bullying…

I just spit soda out of my nose. I love you and hate you all at the same time.

I don't like violence, but I will fully condone watching her get dragged out by the weave. It's about time someone put her in her place.

All of that. She is the worst. She is the fakest human being I have ever seen, and she's conniving as hell. Good for Lupita. Throw that shade girl. Kenya is about 10 levels below you.

Kenya is the fucking worst. I don't think I've ever disliked a reality star as much as I do with her. I watched her on the Celebrity Apprentice the other night (don't hate, it was the only thing on TV) and she is absolutely awful.

Martha Stewart is a national treasure and I love her.

Fuck this woman.

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First cut a hole in that pack...

Where on 29? I'm pretty sure I saw you this morning...or maybe that was one of the other 5 Audi/BMWs I saw turned sideways or in ditches.

She said that she had bread rolls in there the week before. I'm not genius but I'm pretty sure every time I've had rolls they didn't come with vegetables in them.