I tell you, the only reason I've had 8 successful years of marriage is because I do whatever the fuck my husband tells me to!

$10 says they call this a "pre-existing condition" or "high risk pregnancy" to get out of paying.

"it takes a lot to hold [men's] attention, and men tend to lose interest in romantic partners when they stop being, well... interesting."

Chances I would take a flight that long with no booze? Some chance.

Speaking of progressive feminism, Erin was perfect on All In last night (if I'm correctly remembering who was on).

Good thing you came to a gossip site to let everyone know that.

I have no idea how I have no seen this until now but it made my morning.

The statistical programming software

It's times like this I really wish they'd bring back COTD.

Right? I cook 5 nights a week but it's because my husband can screw up Ramen noodles if I let him.

As a mother, this breaks my heart. I cannot ever imagine turning my back on my child.

Shocker.

I watched this at work with no sound on and it seriously looks like she is so upset he's proposing that there's no way in hell she'd say yes.

I was really looking forward to having RG3-13 until the Eagles just had to go and ruin that for me.

Cousins blows. Even at the height of his hype he was statistically awful, his value was completely make-believe.

The odds someone would have been able to get me to stay out past 10:30 when I was 7 months pregnant were slim to none. My husband knew better than that.

This makes me so happy I have a kid and I don't have to go anywhere on NYE with a built in excuse.

I'm just going to post this on every NYE post today.

Franchise receiver no doubt about it. Whatever he wants, the Cowboys should just say "okay" and be done with it. Contract year for him this year. Give the man his money.

The Redskins still aren't ready to give up that title.