I have a Samsung Note 7 named Hindenburg.

I was having trouble seeing all 12 dots at the same time.

I can see 16 dots. Do I win?

this is called ‘an joke’, it happens when people make an funny and the joke happens with the ha-ha. gizmodo has been posting these for many years. welcome to the internet, try not to be a shitlord.

He Kobayashi Maru’d it like a boss

You show me someone who hates Blazing Saddles and I’ll show you someone who has absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever.

Our national parks are wonderful! Only someone whose visited every single corner of each one should be qualified to rank them.

I’d flip the top two after watching Valley Uprising

It’s especially disappointing what with all the people now crammed inside

Rank all 413 units, damn it.

But how can you be sure?

Sure, she died after a drone flight. She also died after I took i big shit. Neither was the cause of death.

They’re are daze when eye just use spell Czech and its fine.

Meanwhile, at the BBC, they use the obviously less sensational headline:

Ten minutes later, the vehicle, killing a female passenger and leaving the male driver in critical condition.