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ok, dennis 

You’re all FOOLS. Afraid to see the BIG PICTURE.

This is obviously a reference to “Hey Arnold!”, which is owned by Nickelodeon, which is owned by Viacom, signaling to us that Disney is going to buy them soon.

Skybyte and Jetfire look fantastic. Might have to grab those. But they will look out of place with my other Transformers, so I might have to grab more to bolster the ranks and...this is how it starts.

Need that 18/00. 

Look, I completely get that Beamdog wants to release these games to as many people as possible, but if they think I am going to shell out the money for these games for a 5th time...well, they are right, because if I can play all of these on the Switch I am not going to hesitate to do so.

As long as Bruce Timm isn’t writing it, I’m game. Became pretty clear that Paul Dini and Dwayne McDuffie were the ones making the JLU magic once Timm started doing those direct-to-video Batman series. 

You understand that the gameplay footage of this is on fucking YOUTUBE right.

It’s not like it’s some hidden gem secret. Kotaku isn’t the GateKeeper of Internet Lore. If the people involved with these things didn’t want anyone to know about them, they wouldn’t upload them to youtube or anywhere else. 

So, shut up?

The most amazing thing about this is Nintendo acknowledging that Super Mario Bros. 2 exists.

OvertureWatch

relax, the vapes aren’t going to fuck you

Hopefully someone builds a sword out of it.

we are so very fucked 

I recently made the switch and I can confirm it is the only thing I miss on a daily basis. Though, I expected that. 

“Like hell they are” -Nintendo, probably

Republicans would view feeding small children into a wood chipper as “eliminating waste”

“Because when this place does what it’s supposed to, someone is going to be rich as fuck, but probably not you.”

why do they all fucking look like that 

ok, hannity, no one gives a fuck

Another group of commenters wants Nintendo to sell them individual games again, and/or let them transfer the games they own from the Wii U. Nintendo has been clear that this isn’t going to happen, although I do think that it should look at releasing cartridge-based collections of the best games.