My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

“Who the hell are you?” - Buddy Guy

They probably use the exact same "look what you made me do" logic when they beat their wives.

One could call it...the Konami code. :o

“Daddy, why do we celebrate Keanumas”

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

I’m afraid they just Blue themselves.

Hail Marys (Hails Mary?)

having perhaps grown tired of seeing his athletic feats credited to a small baby who cannot even speak or control its bowels

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

Just means Steph’s gotta be more shellfish and take 30 shots.

No one said or wrote any of that but you (seriously; your arms must be aching from that reach). What’s dumb and needs to stop is expecting women (and teaching girls) to place their lives on hold in hopes of the if/when of a relationship (with whatever gender). Exploring one’s own passions—even if that means seeing the…

I think the best scenario is that Durant makes a fatal mistake in Game 7 to lose the Finals and then we skip ahead five years and Durant has given up and gotten fat and Green has to come to his hut and convince him to come back and help them make one last title run together. And Green will bring a raccoon to the hut.

Probably my favorite piece of yours I’ve ever written.

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

GOD.DAMN.YOU.

Goddamnit I’d JUST dried my eyes from the last time I remembered this episode.

If the scene at the end of that episode didn’t bring tears you’re not human.

It’s a sad, sad day when an AVC inventory leaves out an obvious contender from The Simpsons. Santa's Little Helper may be dumb, destructive, and sloppy, but that just makes him a perfect match for Bart and Homer.