it’s a damn good thing you don’t know how much he hates your guts.

Memphis might have avoided this “spinal tap drummer” mess if they’d made the correct QB decision at the beginning of the season. Their initial starter was berg, but their second choice was obviously berger.

The hell I don’t! LISTEN, KID! I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that’s not important right now.

It’s a little room in the front of the plane where the pilot sits. That’s not important right now.

The cockpit?! What is it?

It is worth the price and stop calling me Shirley…

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Bennett said he was looking forward to speaking face to face with owner, Robert Kraft, but was first going to speak with friends in the Florida area to be sure he didn’t rub the older gentleman the wrong way.

William McGlashan,55, is a resident of Mill Valley, California.

Who the hell starts a fight with a headbutt?

“To the death?”

Maybe she just plays one on TV.

Of the four people in the photo, two aren’t wearing blackface. So I really only blame the two people in masks and the photographer who presumably also came up with the caption. I am worried the UT Code of Conduct only allows for punishment if all the involved parties are punished.

A person can be heard saying that eight cops eventually showed up to take down the black magician whose trash grabber could have been confused for a staff

I don’t know what you’re Tolkien about, this looks like it could be good.

while drinking Champale

These are the only proper Musketeers

And here’s the thing about “Back Dat Azz Up:”