thepiratesloth
ThePirateSloth
thepiratesloth

Let he Pittsburgh fan who is without a DUI cast the first Keystone

The best part will be when they are in the heat of battle, Tyrion, bloodied and winded, will turn to Ser Bronn, as they are surrounded by an ever closing circle of white walkers, and say, “Well, things are certainly looking dire.”

(cue DOG ARMY)

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if dozens of Constitutional Amendments suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. 

You’d be shocked at how much economic anxiety there is in GenPop. 

Sounds like the other inmates feared for their lives and defended themselves.

Not surprising. Boston fans are known for getting bombed at parades.

Alternate method for setting fire to railroad tracks:

He believes the bit about the smugglers and the duct tape because he believes it, and because he believes it now he will never stop believing it.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

And it’ll last for centuries, millenia even:

If he succeeds, they’ll build a statue of him in front of the stadium.

That’s just how he looked when he killed your brother. And he talked JUST. LIKE. THIS!

I’m sure that decision was a sometimes slick, but mostly hard one to pick on, and pick out.

“I couldn’t control you,”

/reads title

the GOP response