Excuse me. A sandwich cut diagonally is still cut into halves. This kind of egregious error has finally pushed me over the edge, and I demand a full refund for all the content I have purchased over the years from Kotaku Dot Com.

Mario can’t die.

that’s some fancy ass popcorn

I have a character in my Animal Crossing 3DS town I hate... can’t even remember her name, I don’t care to. I just know I started sending her the most vile letters I could think of trying to get her to leave. When she asked me to come up with a nickname the things I made her say... atrocious. I’d push her into…

Thoughts and Prayers

It’s not just something to say when someone takes their own life, or a tag line to attach to terrible stories like this one. If you think there is no help for you, you’re wrong. If you think you’re alone, you’re not. If you’re embarrassed for any reason or you just don’t think you can talk to your friends or family,…

I was in the same boat as you once. But then the sim of my ex started a fire in the kitchen and died. My ex was terrible at cooking and once started a small fire trying to make pasta. So, this was a fitting way to let go and move on. 

There was this horrible kid on second grade that got my gameboy while I was on the bathroom, and DELETED MY POKEMON RED SAVE FILE!

Don’t forget about the Android, iOS, tablet and iPad there for Bethesda has a lot more catching up to do than everyone thinks cause Minecraft is on almost all the platforms. So yeah if they get it on the Android I would download it as soon as I possibly could. If they do that for free with extra and game content for…

my cat was hyperthyroid & after a $2000 procedure, she was discovered to be very low with B-12 so that’s been another $1000+.  it’s just one damn thing after another.  & what’s more, she doesn’t appreciate it - she hates me b/c i keep taking her to the vet & giving her shots.

What is everyone’s favorite boy bite?

And wouldn’t you know it, ol’ foamy phone just so happens to have a giant solar-powered humanoid statue head armed with a deadly laser.

I...

I’m almost at a loss for words here.

Almost.

The idea that women are some kind of mystical creature that require knowledge of the Stygian abyss to understand is a myth that has been perpetuated by men of all types, in all groups, since time immemorial.

A particular subset of gamers, however, have found a way to…

He runs like a six year old who just saw a bee.

The guy at MaxMind seems pretty cool about fixing the problem.