Sad!

Gud luk gettin your stupid guacamole pods over our big wall!

Boom.

This. Buying a 911 Turbo will solve literally any life problems you have. Kids are unnecessary in this day and age, might as well just enjoy life and live for your own happiness.

And the Porsche provides many more smiles per mile.

I love that you mention avocadoes, which are one of the top crops in areas with undernourished people. High in calories and fat and pretty easy to cultivate. Food of the future.

Waiting for the all-caps, angry yoga-mom response of, “HOW DARE YOU MY CHILDREN BRAYDEN, JAYDEN, KAYDEN, MAYDEN, AND ZRAYDEN ARE NATIONAL TREASURES AND HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MY CHILDREN CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!”

We could do with a little more population decline. It isn’t even really a decline, it is just a correction for the global baby boom of the late 20thC. There is no reason to fear corrections like that. We’ll get back to 3-4billion soon enough and things will start to level off again and it will be fine.

It’s not a truck. It’s a snowmobile with two plows, that’s used on the Alps to clean and repair the ski slopes. In Italy we call it “gatto delle nevi” or the “snowcat”, and don’t ask me why.

Why would it? Those aftermarket Bilsteins probably cost less than the OEM struts that you ripped out, they probably don’t perform as well as the OEM struts that were sized specifically for the car by BMW’s engineers, and now I have to swap stock ones back on to get the ride quality I want anyways. It’s an…

But I have $4k invested! How am going to make my money back?

Most aftermarket parts don’t add value, even nice ones.

This guy actually went as far as to think building this car was some sort of sensible business venture.

So, an ACTUAL 2000 M5, in excellent condition, is worth 12K ( Kelly Blue Book). Why would anyone spend 21K on a Frankenbimmer? Admittedly, this one seems to be very well done, but is it done better than a factory one?

Tell that to the people who put bodykits, huge wings, and fart cans on their compact and think they deserve double the value.

Here’s a rule all “Master Technicians” need to learn before they list their mutts on CL.

Bad wheel fitment. High-mileage engine in the wrong car. CP all day.

Is your friend a member of the Donner Party?

Now that the front is ruined the backdoor will most likely see some traffic.

With that sexy gabled entryway, and being built like a brick house, it was just asking to get hit on.