Oh, come now. No need for the Long face!

That's Satan's handwriting.

Peeta is at least a 7, but Gale does blow him.

After taxes you'd end up with something like 40 bucks. Maybe get like a candy bar or something. That's Obama for you.

I just bought a Kia!

What show is that from?

My favorite thing about sports is getting a couple of measly hours away from my whore of a wife!

It's good to see Ryan MALLETT come in at the end and bring the HAMMER down on those refs!

It's pretty much all I think about!

Pretty shitty year for NL MVP.

Look, I don't like the Cowboys either, but I do recognize Dez Bryant as my lord and savior.

Sorry. Every single person living in Texas and every native Texan living in other states.

That being said, Dez Bryant is considered a deity in Texas by every single person that lives here.

I farted RIGHT as the video was ending. I'm in sync with the universe.

Whether or not you pay with money, you pay with your life. I think we all have at least one friend or relative who has overdosed on marijuana.

yen years? LOL!!

All of these children will die from traumatic brain injury.

I think you meant New England.

I do not believe that you aren't an expert!

Middle one's not wearing a hat.