This guy can also make grits in five minutes.

Moon’s attorney will undoubtedly claim that sleeping under the same blankets is entirely normal, with the hope Haskell’s attorney doesn’t know the best way to attack the cover-two defense is to split the seams. 

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile...

Holy cow, how sad. I didn’t know this about Byrne. It certainly bears mentioning in this case, since some of us are dragging him for an inadequate response.

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

That’s why I try to keep this kind of thing to private messages on social media.

Word on the street is that Mueller is beginning to investigate the President himself for interfering with an ongoing investigation. These recent national anthem and LaVar Ball tweets are the political equivalent of a misdirection play with Nathan Peterman under center.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Aw, gee, another mental health incident.

Whatever the reason...

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

Poor Rand Paul; yet another victim of The Bowling Green Massacre.

There’s a younger guard in the Saudi kingdom (being led by Mohammad bin Salman) that’s both aggressively hawkish in foreign policy and pro-reformist in the domestic front. These two things are interconnected. Their hope is that by shedding its ultra-conservative image and making peaceful overtures to countries like…

Burn them. Burn those fucking assholes. Strap them to an upside-down cross and light it all on fire and watch them BURN.

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

Good on the second place finisher. Bad on whoever made this dumb rule.

The Browns players involved were Coleman, Britt, and Kizer, so says Cleveland 19. Pretty much the usual suspects.