That thing is just fugly.

I love Ralph. And you are completely correct.

Could this be the first time Disney nailed an animated sequel? Sorry Ralph fans the second movie was a bit of a mess plotwise.

In the most earnest, not trying to be an ass... get over it.

Oh my god fuuuuck ooooooooofffffff

Your local department store manager doesn’t curse you out and call you all sorts of names when you have a bad experience at his store.

Chew on an aspirin now, you are strokin out. 

I wish my problems were as small as yours.

Fed up with Trump, California has literally started to leave the USA.

Did Tom Cruise actually pilot that Hornet off the carrier? I’m half serious. That looked awesome.

I guess I’m in the minority. Not a Ducks fan and get that he’s an asshole but I always got a kick out of watching him play. 

Ducks fan here and I’d agree he wasn’t lovable. I was glad he was on our side. The NHL may have outgrown the pure hockey enforcer, but we still have pests and assholes. Every team has one, or in the case of the Kings, twenty-three.

Maybe just for anti-vaxxers.

Yeah, so... That’s just a butthole.

Flying back from a vacation at Disneyland. Plane hits significant turbulence. I throw my arms into the air like its a roller-coaster, leaning from side-to-side with the turbulence.

Inconceivable

I don’t have any experience doing this with peanuts, but I can tell you this slow dosing works. It’s how I built up my immunity to iocane powder.

How is this a surprise to anyone? Yes, decreasing your sensitivity to something by eating small doses of it will increase your chances of getting an allergic reaction to it while you are undergoing the treatment. Now study those people after they finish the treatment regimen to see if their chances of an allergic…

Luke’s death felt earned. I don’t imagine they were planning to kill Leia, and I have a feeling that Harrison coming back was conditional on whether they finally killed Han.