Why do Vipers not FLY out of the dealership? A three-year-old used Ferrari California pulls down $200K, but Dodge had to reduce the price of the base Viper by $15K in order to sell any at $100K. New. With a warranty.

Delivers Go-Karts is more like it.

I’ve never driven a car with no suspension and a penchant for snap oversteer, but this bad boy right here corners like it’s on rails!

WTF is this shit?

Oh shit. I think I hear Jalopnik coming. Everyone, hide your casual karting games!

Is that a, aa, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . .

Douchetastic white shades and MLB hat combo, brah! Also note...old GPS looks hard wired onto dash, there are cigarettes in the center console, several air fresheners sticking out of vents, one or two more things tacked onto the dash, and there were a couple of bottles of oil additive looking products in the passenger…

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

One of my favorite door handle designs.

Brian Williams said when he was there he saw thousands of salve laborers being lead by leashes and whipped. In fact, one of those doing the whipping looked right in Brian’s eyes and he cracked the whip once.*

And that Pyramid was just the Pro-Shop!
And that Talking Coyote was just a Talking Dog!
“Hi, Homer! Find your soulmate!”
WAIT! DOGS CAN’T TALK!
*woof woof*
DAMN RIGHT!

(in other words: Simpsons Did it)

Lots of shade from you, but they are re-using an existing building for something rather than tearing it down (creating waste) or letting it sit and rot. Kudos to them. I know you probably think that Bass Pro Shops are for rednecks (they are!) but they are actually fun places to visit just for the experience, even if…

For a second there, I though Luxor went under and was transformed into a Bass Pro Shop... in the middle of the desert.

This...is...awesome!

Thank you, Mr. DeMuro. This article is fantastic and the epitome of why I read Jalopnik. But I still want an H1 Alpha. Badly.

Haha. Thank you. And to answer your question: NEVAHHHHH!!!!

Thumbs up for the “it block runway vision” remark. I laughed far too hard at that.