Regardless of all the backlash, I'm totally doing this to a few of my daughter's dolls. Great tutorial. ;)

well then. i'm more positive than i thought i'd be.

I've never noticed until now how closely lady parts resemble a symbol of satan...

I was just thinking that I might have to do that as well. No unsupervised Internet activities will be going on in this house, for I have a paranoia brewing, and it's apparently pretty damned founded.

I bought a dress on clearance for about $15 at Target to wear to a fancy wedding gig. (I know, that sentence may not make the most sense, unless you are the poors as well.) A chick there loved my dress and was like "Ohhhh! I wanted to buy that sooo bad, but I can't usually afford to shop and J. Crew." I was amused and…

I can't be friends with someone who only talks to me about drama, drama, drama. It becomes this physically painful thing for me to deal with. I want to talk about anything and everything, but I just can't handle that crap. I lead a particularly fucked up life myself, and I'm always here for my friends to talk to,…

that stage doesn't last forever, though. i notice that a lot from people in new relationships, but not from the long-term ones.

i try not to be such a bitch about it, even if it seems annoying, because i can be happy for people even when they have something i don't.

although in this case i've been married forever so…

I'm a parent - a mother, to be exact. My son is 7-years-old and his father is a gamer. It seems to me like all the gamer parents I know are not only careful about what their kids get to play, but they also make it more than just Jr. sitting alone in a room by himself for hours and hours. They play as families. It…

oh thanks for the insight! i'll go ahead and tell everyone i know that the way to avoid sexual violence is to move to whatever location you think is prudent. what would we do without you?

It's hard to say. The perp is in hiding, so we haven't gotten very far. We have his hair, though, so when they do pick him up he's toast. He beat and sodomized her, so I'm thinking there's no way he can get away with it. Plus the guy is on parole - which I just learned when I did a background search on him post-attack.

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Though I'm a pudge-master and thusly don't display my thighs in public very often, I'd love to take a trip to Utah in some shorts so short my labia stick out on the sides all purple from lack of circulation.

I'd like to see some actual data on what a woman/girl was wearing when she was a victim of sexual violence/rape/molestation/etc. and whether the perpetrator claims the victim's clothing was a factor.

Because here's my thought - the clothing probably has NOTHING to do with the fact that a woman/girl was attacked or…

Damn. I'm bummed I didn't see this earlier! Not that my story is read-worthy. I mean, unless you'd be into reading about my huzz and I as snotty little punks getting really high in a four star hotel and having sex with scab-covered genitals.

Look, if there's no egg in the chamber, it's OK to just pull-out because the risk is like seriously nil. My huzz and I have been using "natural family planning" or whatever for 10 years. Know when you're ovulating so there's less risk of a Whoops. It amazes me how many women have NO IDEA when they would be ovulating.…

We've been using the pull-out method for 10 years. I got pregnant twice, but both times he didn't pull out. I also can tell when I'm ovulating. I've got an app for it, but it's more or less just something that confirms something I already suspected was happening. We don't have unprotected sex when I'm ovulating,…

I'm glad this story was written because I would love some opinions on a case that has embroiled my community and driven people literally insane with rage.

I live in a small city (you'd call it a town for sure) in the middle of Michigan. It's surrounded by farms and rolling green hills and forests. It's also quite a…

because you enjoyed the orgasm?

really? it's her. read on, brainy one.

Indeed, I was thinking whatever... big fucking loss there. I'd rather not spend money at such a shit factory anyway. Boo hoo, I can't overpay for your crap.

Also... I've gotten more shit from overweight women who are slightly smaller than me than from thin women. Which is very sad.