That happened to me while I was pregnant with our first child. I was irrationally INSANE over it. Just over the effin' edge, man. We've watched it together, but something about not getting nookie + feeling fat + him watching a video with these tiny bitches made me filled with RAGE! I've never walked in on him watching…

Oddly enough the rules for "bokeh" are the same for "bukkake"

I'm sure there's a psychiatrist somewhere that would love to get to know me a little better... hahaha

I guess you could say my mother is to blame for my ability to make acquaintances easy. We moved at least twice a year when I was a child, often changing schools, towns, and states. It's not the meeting new people part I have issues with - it's easy to be polite, friendly, and welcoming on a superficial level - the…

sucks that your wife has two babies to deal with.

i did post about it, i think maybe a few times. it was like "osker's almost potty trained!" that was my big public celebratory moment. i didn't think it was a big deal. if there are people who are annoyed about me talking about my kids they can totally unsubscribe to my updates. this is part of my life - fuck off.

I'm with you. We have two kids - 6 and 2, and with my last pregnancy I couldn't sleep in bed with my husband. He snores AND he has to get up at 5am for work, so we never really would go to bed together. (I'm a horrible insomniac) The baby slept in our room, but when she woke up for feedings I'd always go lay on the…

lol. i'm 28 and celebrating 10 years of marriage this may. ;)

i HATED the idea of skinny jeans and leggings because i'm a fucking TANK of a woman, and i thought they would just accentuate my overall big-bertha-looks-like-she-could-fuck-you-up-ness. however, at the behest of my amazingly lithe best friend, i purchased my first pair since grade school last year. oddly enough i…

Totally normal-sized people like Lena Dunham give a faint flicker of hope to disgusting mega-beasts (see: anyone over a size 8 apparently? 6? jesus!) and show younger women that you can be any shape or size and still be beautiful & on tv.

ohhh yeah, that was also the guy who said he was going to follow me home and burn my house down. my husband stayed up all night with a friggin pellet gun. (hey, it looks real. lol.) all because some guy said "every time you bend over i just want to grab that big fat ass and just BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!" he meant he wanted…

i'm a pro at being a public spazz, and men generally are ready to piss themselves by the time i'm done telling them about my ovarian cancer (that i dont really have), asking them to come to church with me (i don't go), telling them my father used to say that (never even met my father)... anything weird or totally…

i've always been a kill em with kindness kind of gal. passive aggressive to the max, yo. hahaha. something like "OH THANK YOU! I've been missing intimacy so much since I was diagnosed with cancer! Bless your heart!" or like "My husband used to say that. He just passed away four days ago." and burst into fake tears.…

my local news often puts "puff pieces" on the front page. if there's a school function or easter egg hunt, you can be sure it's front page news.

This is all "Blah blah blah", but whatevs...

That is my thought exactly.

I dressed "different" in school and was the target of a constant witch hunt type situation by the staff of my high school. my husband - then boyfriend - was much like me, if a little less... flamboyant. ;) anyway, the high school principal ignored our pleas for help one evening after a basketball game (i had to be…

He's six and a half... ;)

I make grizzled old men blush. Besides the fact that my mother and grandmother both cuss fluently, I grew up working at a restaurant where it helped that I had a mouth to back myself up with. I cuss far more than my husband, and when I'm home alone with the kids... I cuss. Yep. I do. It's sad but true. My son's…

Man, I miss Jane! I had a subscription during high school and it was essential. Everyone else I knew was reading Seventeen. *blugh*