Maybe the Assassin’s threw in with Mexico in the Mexican-American War and you get to play as some badass Latina fighting the US after they started their unjust conquest.

Except that, a porn actor is doing something the vast majority of our society would be incredibly ashamed of if their kid decided to embark on that career.

Of course they’re actors!

Conservatives need to fucking accept that people who act in porn are actors, real people who have a job, and not tainted literally-demonic succubi who will destroy the lives of their young men and impressionable young women if you let them get in the same damn room.

I’m sorry!

Or would there still be demands for him to be imprisoned or suffer some other punishment for his evil actions?

“It’s in God’s hands,” or, “We hope to change Trump’s heart,” or, “We hope to negotiate with Trump.” That’s what I kept hearing over and over again.

Who the hell calls Cuomo a progressive?

You know where i love to shop now? Uniqlo. I find there clothing to look really nice and be very high quality- ive had several uniqlo shirts for years.

Ooh, that’s interesting. And yes, I meant the 2016 Hitman, not the original from 15 years ago. My only Hitman-playing experience was a demo of what I think was the original game, on a PC Gamer demo disc (nostalgia time!). I still have fond memories of that demo, but I was too young to buy it myself.

Sigh. Guess it’s time to pick up the first Hitman when the Thanksgiving sale comes around!

Yep, we recently (like three weeks ago) switched to oat milk for our coffee, away from almond milk. It’s just... so much creamier and rich!

Respectfully, if that’s the cold version, I guarantee you the bedroom temperature version is substantially lager. 

The last few years have made one thing blindingly obvious:

I mean, it’s nice to say “just move there!” but the reason people don’t “just move there” is because there’s not a lot of jobs (exception, North Dakota, but all the jobs are in resource extraction and related fields), and you have to live in places that are objectively not the kind of life most liberals like living in.

I had the thought a couple nights ago that if George Soros really were the evil genius the Right thinks he is, he could just pay tens of thousands of liberals to move into a red state long enough to establish residency and vote.

Right, which is why I pegged any real change as at least a generation away. Someone else in the comments posted that white voters 30-44 voted Dem-Rep on a 49-48 ratio. If all white older people voted that way, Democrats would win constantly. And 20 years from now, Millenials will be in their mid 30s to mid 50s.

In the long run, Republicans have a white person problem; there are less and less of them, and that’s the vast majority of their voting base. I know that the “demographics is destiny” shit hasn’t come to fruition yet, but I genuinely think it will by the next generation.

Oh, I mean, I left Mayor blank and voted only for Silverman, so I’m very much NOT a Bowser fan.

In Washington DC, the newly re-elected mayor has indicated that she will move to fully implement something that DC voters had previously voted on, but that was stalled because of Republicans in Congress; recreational marijuana.