themutantpope
TheMutantPope
themutantpope

It was super, thanks for asking!

I’m surprised DJ Gay had time for an interview with all the gigs this month.

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!

Please please please please please please...  Oh please beat the Bruins...

I wish they would do a series about the OG Weatherlight crew and the invasion of Dominaria.

Maybe it’s Bud Light and it’s both piss and beer.

Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

“And don’t miss the Heath Ledger story.”

He’s clearly having a stroke of some kind.

We’re all agreed this guy is jacking it, right?

There’s Kawhi squatting with his tongue out in anticipation, and Joel Embiid leaning over him in apprehension:

I look forward to the sequel I Am Father; and the blood-soaked, high-octane conclusion to the trilogy, I Am At Camp Granada.

“Bitch please, you’ve been to space.”

A bunch of entitled, whining fanboys will bitch about how it ended.

The same way the resolve all their other problems: Jon Snow will do something that seems simultaneously to be amazingly cinematic, and incredibly stupid. Arya will smirk, and offer a quip after force-feeding a man his own colon. Dany will die while saying that Jon Snow knows nothing, for which fans will write up

They already did explain it though. The Night King was a weapon that the Children of the Forest made to kill humans. I guess it was desperation that made them create a weapon they couldn’t control.