Let’s remember some cat puns:

cats are a semi-regular occurrence at Sajik, interrupting Lotte Giants games every once in a while

If only the Nermal phones washed up in Abu Dhabi 

At what point do the Things stop being stranger for these poor folks?

ah, but what he threw came back to him, therefore it was a boomerang, not a stick, and thus he didn’t violate the rules because the rules only prohibit throwing sticks, not boomerangs.

Here’s a kitten in a basket for anyone having a hard time with this.

A bad president you say?

Ironically enough, it’s a bad president who started all this shit in the first place.

I think you meant to say ‘bad precedent’. It’s easy to confuse the two; a bad precedent is establishing a usage, tradition, or standard to be followed in the future that isn’t good.

Not to be pedantic, but I believe you mean a bad precedent. A bad president is ... well, you know.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

If you want ultimate confusion, I vote for the exquisite portmanteau “Coryl.”

(As the Super Bowl comes to an end)

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

They can rebuild him. They can make his takes better, faster, stronger.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

Whoa. Drew’s “accident” and “hospitalization” were apparently just a cover story while he was in the Weapon X program. Bring on the berserker attacks!

CLEGANEBOWL IS ON!

I have to admit, in the age of Infinity War and Aquaman, you really have to give Fox and Kinberg props for making a superhero movie that looks as if it could have been made in 2009.