Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.

You’re right, it really is a sticky situation.

There’s something that is deeply sad and relatable about how badly he craves for his father to just acknowledge him, tell him that he’s done a good job, that he’s proud of him.  Everything he posts is such an obvious attempt to look like he’s more manly and important, but is so clearly done in the hopes that Donald…

“Yeah, sure. Australia’s got a lot of poisonous spiders and snakes and stuff. It’s tough out there. BUT a lotta labs will pay good money for a fanged wolf bug or a black snake thing. I’m sayin, you go out there with your best snake bag and three to four old pasta sauce jars (with the labels peeled off and holes…

No one is over the BAD HAM TAKES.

Glad to have you back. Don’t ever leave again. Megan said bad things about ham. I’m still not over it.

Before it was (sort of) debunked, the weirdest Obama story was him eating precisely seven almonds every night. Real strange behavior, I say.

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

Barnumite/Duluthian/now-Coloradan. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen Cloquet’s name anywhere ever on the internet. So - +1. My poem:

Agreed. I would love to see a poll on this website asking people how they think it’s pronounced too.

he spent the better part of three days eating Jeni’s Ice Cream.

If they are going to have the extra week leading up to the Superbowl, my suggestions:

There once was this choad who won Chopped.
He sang karaoke, then dropped.
His doctors were good,
and did all they could,
And fixed the blood vessel that popped

Home of the World’s only Frank Lloyd Wright-designed gas station.

I forever confuse Hinckley with Cloquet apparently. If you stop at Tobies AND get a caramel roll, two if I was good, the Hinckley to Duluth is equal to Cloquet to Duluth. Still, I hated all the trips made eons ago from the Twin Cities to Duluth (and back, which, thank gawd, was always so much faster). Got better when…

I’m honestly surprised anyone outside of a 10 mile radius of the town itself has heard of Cloquet. Unless you are within that 10 mile radius. 

I’m on it!

NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!

What’s wild* is (except for the header image, which is never discussed in the blog) all the linked examples are White guys.

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY