One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

Can't be any worse than their callback hashtag to Bring Back Winning.

The porn is funny, but honestly it’s funnier that someone in management thought that what their employees needed was the unfiltered social media opinions of sports fans.

Browns Marketing Executives: “Well, that #dp promotion sure didn’t work. I wonder how our new Browns-branded debit card with unlimited withdrawals from automated teller machines is being received on social media. Hey Kyle, let’s put the feed back up but change the search to Brown ATM, ok?”

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Can anyone else admit that he was a great QB? I feel like I’m alone on this train. All of my friends have forsaken me. My kids don’t respect me. My wife... well, she’s great, actually.

I really think the overtime rules need to be changed. The full period should be played. The way it is now the games was basically decided by a coin flip. Ridiculous.

I really don’t like the rule where both teams don’t get the opportunity to take the field during overtime. A team can respond if the opposing team takes a field goal, but they can’t respond with a touchdown if the other teams scores seven?

“When you’re a bully victim & a coward, your options are suicide, or revenge.”

It’s really cool and normal how this country loves guns, guns are great, we need guns everywhere, more guns in schools, teachers gotta have guns, but also if you put someone’s name on a gun, or you take a picture of yourself with a gun, or pull out a gun, you’re committing crimes and threatening people’s lives. That…

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yeah bitch, star and move on

I know the “Washington Veterans” idea was a joke, but I could see a certain type of person (i.e. A LOT of football fans) who would go crazy for it.

Freddie Kitchens has to be someone Tomsula’s knife-fought over a dented can of expired pearl onions at some point in history.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Joey Bathrooms

So basically a giant discoball.  By that point humanity won’t be worried about staying alive.

Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters-Tebow sounds like the name of a law firm based in Narnia.

Doesn’t Thibs just scream?