"Now I loathe and despise the media in a way I did not think possible. I used to engage with the media knowing that some of it would be adversarial, but now it's superfluous at best and toxic at its worst. "

So, does that mean his fame-seeking, yoga-lovin' wife will be quitting her job as a "Lifestyle Reporter" for…

My dog had emergency knee surgery last winter; her coat was super furry at the time and needed grooming, and the recovery period meant that I couldn't take her for a haircut for 6 more weeks. it was awful; she looked like a mop by then. I brushed her coat a great deal to release the grease and grime. It's the worst, I…

It's just a small bit—I really have grown to enjoy her music again in the last couple of years, and saw her on the last tour. 100 bootlegs? That's amazeballs.

Here's some greatest Tori hits (from a fan); if you only liked briefly her in college, here's some stuff that may bring you back to the fold (also, her next album drops in May!):

Oh, she cut *me* off—I I hadn't seen her for months because she was always w/her boyfriend (she was the type to totally disappear once she was in relationships), said something negative about her boyfriend to a mutual friend (who I am sure told her), and simply never heard from her again after her very weird birthday…

I had a long friendship that didn't survive. Many of the why/how details are similar to what I'm reading elsewhere on this page, so I'll skip that part, but I will say that while I am certain that our friendship would've never made it in the long run , I'm embarrassed by how everything ended. I don't regret that she's…

Damon Wayans, not Dwayne #corrections

It would be one thing if you had a show about people who had "restarted" their lives through health/fitness hosted by someone who was empathetic and likeable themselves. But instead you get two fame-centric, privileged, exercise-obsessed jerks having awkward, detached dialogue with people who are far more resilient…

There's a great episode of Jerry Seinfeld's "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" web series in which Jerry, with Michael Richards of all people, accidentally goes to Jay Mohr's house because Richards insists it's Sugar Ray Leonard's place. When they realize the error, Richards has no idea who Mohr is, and Seinfeld…

The NASA clip adds nothing to the actual song—sure, it's about living and loving in the moment, and it's a great song in itself, but the clip is a jarring beginning, especially given the video that follows is Beyonce and a crew of actors having a great summer night at Coney Island.

If you work in the industry, having a bride who tries to undercut your service costs by doing little "DIY" things (my cousin's going to play his iPod over a speaker instead of having a professional DJ who knows how to manage a dance floor, bringing hand-picked flowers to a real florist and expecting her to do…

You insulted your vendor by telling her that you wanted her to work for free (you are hardly the first bride on earth to do that) tried to nickel and dime her by bringing your own flowers, and think you're redeemed yourself by giving her more business on your second marriage? If you cannot afford it, you cannot afford…

What percentage of the items do they take?

I assume your cousin knows about what grandma and grand-aunt are doing; my instinct is to confront her and suggest that the grifters not be allowed to "help" anymore, but I can understand your hesitation—in the end, someone is getting these items who can probably use them,…

I bought it just because I was tired of renting it.

One of my favorite (guilty pleasure) movies.

Smart call! I just sent her a note as well. Thanks for offering that.

I wish Lisa's home address wasn't listed on this court document. Would it be weird to send her a card expressing support for her?

The worst part of dealing with a family member diagnosed with cancer is the "not knowing" part. When my mom, who had a very rare and fatal form of lung cancer (she died about 4 mos after diagnosis), everything big seemed to happen on a Friday—MRI scans, surgeries, tests, etc. It made for terrible weekends of staring…

Dad's Hair=Baby's Hair