themooseofthevanities
MooseOfTheVanities
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To be fair, she did literally call herself a “monster” because she can’t have kids. That’s pretty bad now that I think about it.

Young Justice, the much beloved DC cartoon on CN was cancelled because CN execs felt that too many girls were watching the show. I took this to mean they may have to spend money on making female action figures and that wasn’t about to happen, so they cut of their nose despite the face.

lol no. this is the most fallacious comparison in the history of the world.

uh

Frat bullshit tends to involve other people against their will. I'm sure many people would prefer not to worry about their friends/family getting harassed/assaulted/raped by some frat douche.

When the Clash first toured the US, the only place they could get booked in my city was a decrepit movie theater. None of the clubs would book them. They were incredible.

Nothing outrageous or anything, but I got to see Joe Strummer in 1999 at the Blue Note in Columbia, MO. The Clash have been my favorite band for 30 years, and I was never old enough to see them as a kid, so this was huge for me. I stayed after for a few minutes to try and meet him (he always hung out with fans after a

In 2007 (I think- before Arcade Fire was a bunch of turds) when Neon Bible came out, they played three really small shows at the church off of Washington Square Park. My coworkers and I all came into work early to bogart all the computers to try and get tickets. It was like, a Big Thing at the time. One friend got

Yay, my friend won the burn contest! And I probably got outed in the process (because I’ve been telling that story to everyone I know) but what are you gonna do?

I went to my first concert when I was nine years old. Huey Lewis and the News, playing the Hult Center in Eugene, Oregon. Huey walked out on the stage at the beginning and said “We’re here to talk about Sports” and nerf balls rained down from the ceiling. During “Heart of Rock and Roll,” where he’d usually shout

I love it.

To be fair, they repeatedly said in more recent years, since Nancy Burkholder was expelled, that trans women won’t be forced out-just that the space wasn’t “intended” for us and that we should self-police our way out the door. It’s a small distinction, but one that’s a bit important if only so as to not give them more

well this comment fucking sucks, is the thing.

I meant for the purpose of this brief discussion about teen idiocy.