trying to get protected by DK Suh? Actually Suh is going to try to kick your ass. I think he forgot the word "from". Either way he sounds like a fool.

What, like throwing barrels at Cam?

Does Bob Goodlatte work for Starbucks?

Nah. He's a piece of shit.

"Hey everybody! How about that great Thursday Night Football game tomorrow night huh? That'd be a good way to put all of this domestic abuse stuff behind us! We've got the...Bal...itmore....Ray....uh.... PITTSBURGH STEELERS playing. Who doesn't want to watch Ben Roth....less....damn it."

Sadly, this:

Least offensive story we've had in sports all week.

It seems the % of NFL players charged with domestic violence is lower than the national average of arrests. If you extrapolate the amount of players listed here (56) into the # of NFL years played in Goodell's tenure (13,568) using the US population, you would get 1,295,952 arrests for DV. In 2012, there was…

2009 huh...(locating sun dial, carry the 1)...how convenient...

Really? Look at the pic. She thought she was going to get a sugardaddy, and when she didnt, look out.

Losing to a team named "#yoloswag" makes it infinitely more frustrating.

Also, you know the guy trying to pay for the ticket in weed is going to want you to pack it up before/after the game and share it with him.

Drew - If I have to wait any longer for the Eagles one, I'm going to throw batteries at you and then drunkenly vomit on you.

"Who the fuck are you.... Trying to pay girls to send you pictures and videos?"

Look, in all honesty, this is a stupid story.

You don't hear anyone blaming the NFL for awful teams, but you would if, say, the NFL decided to add ten expansion teams next season, filled said teams with D-III athletes and obscure journeymen, charged $9.99 per month for access to regular season games and $55 per playoff game, and berated fans and journalists who…

The UFC is fading faster than your 5 year old TAPOUT T-shirt...which is still every bit as douchey today as it was the day you bought it.

Jezebel is down the hall. Try there.