Really, you haven't noticed a pattern of how they are doing every team by division....Come on man, you really do make Pats fans look like shit.

and you're the reason people hate New England fans.

Fast forward to fall of 2013 when I started dating my girlfriend. She's from California and couldn't know/care less about football. She finds out I am a fanatical Jets fan and hears me bitch about Mark Sanchez one day and says "Oh I know that name, who is that?" Once I inform her she says "Ohhhh that's the football…

when confronted with either dying or living as a Jets fan, they chose slowly poisoning themselves to death. That's actually a perfect metaphor for rooting for this team year after year

"Is it possible to be covered by fifteen men...?"

The biggest reason I hate the Jets is because the media thinks that America finds Rex Ryan as interesting as they do. You'll hear some ignorant tease on ESPN like "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT REX RYAN SAID TODAY!" Well, you know what? Outside of the metropolitan New York area, none of us really give a shit about what…

If there was ever a fanbase that deserved it, it's Alabama.

Do you suppose it's possible that people just can't take Tom Cruise seriously anymore? I can't. He only works for me now in over-the-top cameo roles like Tropic Thunder (or, I guess, as Lestat, which is an over-the-top main role). Basically I have no interest in seeing a movie he's headlining.

This is an off the concept question, but I'm really curious. And if I am, I'm sure that there are others too.

The mental picture of Zodiac Motherfucker's father quotingNietzsche made me laugh for an unreasonable long time.

"I remember seeing it for the first time at Sundance, when nobody really knew much about it."

Go fuck yourself.

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I grew up in Madison and for some reason returned after college. Cowboys fan since I was 7 ('91) and as having one of the worst fan bases in the NFL, I can in fact tell you the Packers are worse than the Cowboys fan base. They're a hell of a lot more bandwagon'y, they talk about how "storied" their franchise is. Yet…

Soon after she finished, she looked at me said with a wink: "My house is around the corner. I need to change my gameday panties, want to help me take them off?" This happened at noon; 7 hours before the game was to begin.

One of the greatest office tricks is also one of the simplest: Alt+Tab

Even now, my wife will catch me checking my phone because I didn't hear her footsteps in time.

If you're old enough to type a complete sentence, you're old enough to not say "feels."

You're an adult. Stop saying "feels."