I was legit shocked yesterday when my phone alert went off and I looked down and it said “Liverpool v Arsenal today”. It’s fucking mid-August already?!!? What happened?!

Well that’s a very stupid theory, cause you’re wrong.

Confirm or Deny: you’re taking your things home with you this weekend in case the building is perma-locked Monday morning?

I just farted and need to blame it on something in the office before a coworker walks in - how?

Who has the worst college football fans at University of Colorado?

The losing team also has the option of invoking “No Givesies Backsies” so be careful.

Yeah, them and Runners are WAAAY too low on this list. Runners should probably be 2nd, for sure... no one is more annoying about their thing than Crossfitters, but Runners are RIGHT there.

Solo managed to save a Swedish effort a couple kicks later

After reading the full story, man alive the anti-doping people are fucking dumb.

They probably just didn’t want to seem like racists.

That was cool of Team USA to put the channel’s logo on their hats. Anyone know when the American team starts playing?

Good for her, and good for America. Now we don’t have to pretend to know or care at all about gymnastics for 3.99 more years.

This should be a fun season to work. Sigh.

Remember when he kicked Osgood’s ass?

When Caity left, Gawker said “Hey Ashley, wanna be our forced-Caity-replacement?”

White wine spritzer.

You’re a garbage person - Heineken is Dutch for “I can’t believe you’re fucking drinking this putrid shit”.

Counterpoint: don’t be a fucking baby. If you don’t like it, tell the bartender and he’ll pour you another one. It’s literally his job to do so.

Yeah I must be missing something too, cause in that clip both of this dude’s “insane” serves are quite easily returned, lol.

Serious question: why would they wait to paint the field until game day? Was there a game Saturday night?