At least you’re quadrupling down on your dumb takes. You sleep shitty or something?

In his defense, your banner stories are often recycled and 4 years old, and I’m used to clicking on things around here that are new. I do that shit all the time too, Eddie.

I made the following statement in the “What’s You Hottest Take?” post from a week back or so and no one ever answered me but I REALLY wanted to know others’ thoughts:

Credit where credit’s due: that’s a solid one-handed catch of a beer can on it’s downward trajectory. But yes, the “sip” is weak.

Counterpoint to all the NY Media’s hawt taeks: Former Rockie Mike Lansing strained his lower back while sneezing. People get injured all the time. Settle the fuck down with the golf stuff.

meanwhile...

You’re right, he must be garbage, playing professionally and all.

If this was a joke, I’m missing it... are you saying this was planned? There are less horribly embarrassing ways to toss a game, I think.

The other guy is right, though, and you said it yourself: aim dem passes outside the posts.

I’d watch a lot more Garbage Time if they had a proper fucking audio set up in that studio. It’s very stupid that it bugs me so much but GODDAMMIT IT BUGS ME SO FUCKING MUUUUUUCH

Fat Man and (catcher acting like a) Little Boy.

Sweet baby jesus, this goes deeper than I could’ve imagined

Maybe Ronaldo shouldn’t have been so nice to that kid taking a selfie with him. He may have opened up a world none of us want to explore: idiots doing dumb things to interact with soccer stars.

Only browner and bearded.

I live in a world where no one voted for Cathy.

You know you could do something ... without... your husband, right? Just pointing that out, if you really wanna go on a cruise so badly.

I’m not sure anyone has ever handled the move from St. Louis to Los Angeles worse.

“Well, she did say in the tourney she wanted...”