Sure wish someone would Spotlight this comment.

Here’s a good argument for bringing your glove to the game.

Good for you.

I was playing Rocket League (a computer game) last night and after winning a few games in a row with some player, he sent me a friend request. I figured, sure, why not, we seem to play a video game well together, what the hell?

Fucking idiots. I hope that dude who got kicked in the beginning lost all his dumb stupid teeth.

This orginal guy’s take is dumb, but this is equally dumb.

I like the direction you took. Good job, good effort!

This just goes to show how lucky the Broncos really were last year - all those shitty drives by Peyton Manning and he wasn’t arrested ONCE.

Going off that, I do not think that play was all that special. He cut off a shit throw from the outfield and made a rinky-dink 15 foot toss. Whoopie.

I believe that Bill Belichick is not a great coach and has been getting extremely lucky for 15 fucking years.

Diego Costa also failed all of the American history questions, but WAS able to list the five nearest In-N-Out locations from memory.

Cause it’s... fancy looking? Yeah,... what the hell? haha

This seems to be a very large article in praise of a fabulous prospect making a pretty shitty debut. Maybe we wait until he does something good, and not him flying out to deep right-center?

Good one.

unfortunately, while i agree with you, i’m not sure any smart women have yet.

The couple was even more ecstatic when Mario peed on the wedding dress for good luck.

It’s not an Olympic Village until I see a toilet in the middle of the room.

Hey everyone! A dwelling is another name for a location where people live, like a house or, in this case here, an Olympic Village housing facility!

“What?! I’ve never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about?”