With the divisiveness of the country right now, I’m not at all surprised that a Ji-Man got no love.

At least he’s going to prison The Right Way.

This is very similar to how I acquired my lawn trimmer. And that shit is mine now!

Frankly, Paul Finebaum should be less concerned about Nick Saban’s player suspensions and more concerned with where he is going to take Leslie Knope on their date.

I’m with her, that Portugal-France final made me think of church too: long, very boring, and the outcome made no sense.

Monday?! Wow, you guys in Europe really don’t work much.

Kobe was hated by everyone outside of Laker fans.

Are we sure this didn’t happen at a Cardinals game?

Man they were fun. Fuck you Portugal.

Outside of fun-ass Iceland, this is correct.

If my friend threw my child’s toy across the lawn to be funny to people on the internet, I’d punch him in the fucking face.

Counterpoint: yeah but I don’t want to eat it.

The announcer definitely said “QWeir boots it!”. Totally.

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My point was that the ‘84 ALCS was not something that someone would talk about MORE than the actual WS would be.

“Boring” Euro 2016 Counterpoint: Iceland

I’m 32. Gulf War. I remember seeing yellow ribbons on the school fence and wondering what the fuck is going on?

So the reports of his demise... by certain Gawker blogs... are greatly exaggerated?

I am doing some yard work and put out an ad for free dirt, and some very weird people responded to my ad.

This is very very good.