Take it easy, Cowboy.

No kidding. Holy crap, that took me three tries to figure out what the fuck he was saying... and I still don’t know entirely.

nooooooo Cliff is a good dude!!!!!

I actually love that, haha - flying isn’t risky enough, better turn off the engines on this jumbo jet!!!

...Santa Ana, California, a city you didn’t know existed...

Ugh, I don’t like anyone involved in any side of this.

Playing England was the luckiest thing they could have received, for England are dumb and bad at the game they invented.

This would have been written right in the middle of the time I loved reading Bill Simmons.

Does anyone else always read Giri Nathan’s name as Girl Nathan? Can we get someone to work on that second “i” in his name so this madness can end once and for all and I can start focusing on his articles?

Counterpoint: I know zero men who would be “emotionally wrapped up in being the proposer”.

Follow up question: never do this cause that’s dumb and literally that’s what good is for. I don’t care who won a Rays/Indians game in early July.

What was the last good movie you guys saw in theaters? I saw Civil War but that seriously feels like it was last year. This summer seems to suck for movies so far.

The people giving examples are more than enough stories of oppression. I didn’t say they tied you up and beat you, but denying you your possible dream home? That’s fucked up man.

...make Iceland almost certainly the pound-for-pound best supported...

Such a hot take you had to write it twice?

Lighten up, Francis.

Something uncool happened at the British tennis tournament? I don’t believe it.

You’re correct, I shouldn’t use race in my hate of the Dab.

From a “who would I rather chill with?” position? Absolutely.