Yeah, but not both at the same time.

This is a correct move.

1. That’s not how “tolerance” works, you idiot.

It’s 100% relevant.

“little fallout for the accuser”? The fuck are you talking about, man? You ever heard of Christine Blassey Ford?

The correct response is: “I don’t know, their claims should be processed in order to find out.”

If anyone shuts down the government, it will be the Republicans, and fuckhead Trump. Let them deal with it.

We’re fighting when I see you.

Cranberry sauce is better out of the can

A rappin’ rap rap
An Asgardian rap
A rippin’ rap rap
An Asgardian rap

To be fair to the OP, s/he said:

Yeah, if it weren’t for him calling out white nationalism, we wouldn’t have any white nationalism.

Counterpoint: fuck bitch-ass Mitch McConnell.

They’re “pro Israel” in the sense that they either a) really fucking hate Arabs, and want Israel to keep fucking with them; b) are apocalyptic millenarians expecting the Final Days to begin with the Battle on the Mount; c) a bit of both.

he has been exploiting his dad’s death on 9/11 his whole career.

Not if the teacher is black.

There’s no way whatever nonsense they have to do now will be easier than taking his glove off when they had the chance. 

An old, white, evangelical racist? Yeah, the chances are pretty much 100%.

Wow, your aunt fucking sucks.

“I was overjoyed when AOC won the primary. I was so happy that a progressive upset an old crusty DNC hack. She gave me hope. But this... this is indefensible. I would never vote for her now...”