at the same time, it took three weeks for the old woman nurse to get my son a new aspirator for his inhaler because he’s a toddler and not an infant.

you are an imbecile. please, find a chair, turn it around and figure out how to fall on it and break your neck.

we “have” the house. but fuck all that means with the people who lead it.

you get the weird vibes from this person too? like, all of their links by  a thread to something else in their comments totally comes off super weird to me.

remind everyone that ben carson is a brain surgeon every chance you get.

you just arent hashtagging hard enough.

people said that what feels like a 100 years ago too.

god i hope. it’s a hell of a lot easier to ignore him that way.

i absolutely refuse to get behind that empty suit. literally the only reason why i will ever vote for him is because of some miracle he made it beyond the primary as the democrat candidate.

nah.

the funny thing i want to point out is that libby conflated ageism with sexism, and also mentioned that white men are part of the candidates within her first paragraph of this story.

plan a: win something. anything.

it doesnt matter because it was a white man doing it.

well, the first thing we should totally do is disenfranchise our white male supporters. that’s what we really need to do.

The majority of those people are white men.

narrator:

considering most of the swamp creatures are amphibian or reptile, they just drained out the water in this retarded figurative thing.

OH BOY. WHAT A FANTASTIC LEADER SHE IS. I BET EVERYONE IS JUST SO PROUD OF HER.

i like you.

that book changed my life.