Huh. Weird. I’ve played these games since the first one and I enjoyed it as an opener. I thought there were some cool set pieces and I enjoyed the little touches like the constantly babbling grunts. Different strokes, I suppose. Hope you enjoy the rest of it! 

Okay, I need to rant about this, and I rarely get the opportunity.

I NEED the perfect version of that song, which would be uncensored verses, but with the video version of the chorus. That chorus is decent. But any version of the song that uses it is also butchered to hell and back in the verses.

While I’m at it, I want…

There is no prior content for Infinite, bro.

Yeah but then Ghost Face Killer will win every round

There’s something truly rad about having generic looking spartan at the top of the leaderboard

Ding Ding Ding. We have a winner.

(This reply is more meta than I originally intended)

There is no pay to win in Halo Infinite. Battlepass is solely aesthetic skins.

They knew it was busted. Let's be real. They didn't release any footage of it.

“fits your narrative”

Christ, sometimes I put on a video on my tablet to fall asleep to and 5 minutes later an hour long podcast about flipping real estate or some Prager U bullshit is autoplaying and I have to roll back over and tap skip.

Thank you. It was such a dumb comment and I’ve built several PCs. PC’s can play video games?! As if this is some kind of brand-new information. Like you, I sit at a PC all day for work, and since I work from home, I’m not playing games at the same desk I work at all day. After work I don’t go near this desk unless I…

I say cast Danny DeVito as Hobbes.

Dennis - vaccinated because he is a hypochondriac

Shuuuuuuut the fuck up. Men of all faiths have killed their wives when they find out she’s having an affair. It’s called being a piece of shit, especially since they were “in the process of ending the marriage” anyway.

It’s just a story about a spaceman. It might be good, might be bad, but I promise it won’t hurt you any more or less than if they had named him “Scuzz Brightyear”.

- Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes, March 18, 1992

Cannibal Corpse has songs about raping fetuses and album artwork of it.

Ah so you skipped Iron Fist?